I recently stumbled upon an old favourite - Chuck Norris facts! I've listed my top 10 CN facts:
1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
5. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
7. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
9. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
10. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris reading his top 10 facts about himself :
Google gets some chuck action:
1. Open a new browser and go to www.google.com
2. Type in find chuck norris
3. Click I'm Feeling Lucky
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